No one knows when the angel of pulchritude will appear at your door.
I was raised in a small town, just like this one. ...Exactly like this one.
Hardship and death are ever present.
The Professor Dolphus L. Bailey Presents Cure-All!
A magical elixir that's good for what ails ya.
To put a tingle on your tongue
Just enough to wet your whistle
You'll never want for anything else
Constipation, skin rash, dermatitis, diarrhea, dizziness, drowsiness, dry mouth, bulbous sores about the neck, headache, insomnia, nausea, suicidal thoughts, abnormal heart rhythms, obsessive day drinking, internal bleeding, brain damage, did I say brain damage? pleurisy, stuttering mouth, the desire to murder your neighbor, dandruff, nose bleed, toe fungus, soldier's disease, brain cloud, thrush, viper's dance, dropsy, vomiting, migraine, insane cackling, and death.